I ended up watching cr1tikal/penguinz0 again, save me.
Moon on the horizon by (thedot_ru)
One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.
Blue Ivy is already 2 and she’s achieved more than what I will in my entire life
imagine genderbent Rapunzel but instead of hair it was beard
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die
How to get a boyfriend